Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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