Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
