Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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