All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
