So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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