why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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