Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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