i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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