That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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