I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
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Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
third nipple confirmed
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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