I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
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For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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