I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Randomize