best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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