are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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