ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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