the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
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You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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