he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
it glows. i had to have it.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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