My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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