he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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