I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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