I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
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You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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