I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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