Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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