are you still at the devil's house?
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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