you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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