thus making me awesome and them whores
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize