She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
