pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Randomize
