No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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