Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I met the friendliest cop last night
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
that may or may not have been my penis.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Two words: nipple clamps
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