every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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