He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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