wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Two words: nipple clamps
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