Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
BRING THE BAGELS
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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