just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Randomize
