i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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