Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I pour the whiskey from now on
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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