It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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