Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.