Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Our lives are a motherfucking joke