his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.