If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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