Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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