i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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