You're a womanizer and a bitch.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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