so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
