so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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