I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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