we're blogging at a bar
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Randomize