I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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