A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
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ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
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It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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