can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
