we have officially lost it.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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