AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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