Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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