He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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